Movie Review: Spider Man 3

I finally saw it. I hated the hype so I waited 2 years later to watch it. Not worth the wait.

What I liked: Jonah Jaimeson , Elizabeh Banks as Ms. Brant , ... thats about it.

What I disliked: Everything. From the run on 5 minute introduction that annoyed me caz I are half my popcorn just watching opening credits. WHy the fuck do they have opening credits , thats what the closing credits are for you morons.

I hated the overall mashed pile of story plots all stickied together for a 2 hour flick. Two of the three bad guys deserve their own movies.. the third could've been just a opening cameo caz he's not really that interesting (Sandman).

Harry who takes on the persona of the Goblin. Didnt like the costume design , you couldnt even tell he was suppose to be the goblin. Shoudl've had the mask. That was an important story dont you think? Harry looking to avenge his father's death on his best friend Peter Parker whom he happens ot know is Spider Man!!! toss in Mary Jane and you have Spider Man 3 stand alone.

Venom is also deserving of a Spidey Villian movie to himself. The whole concept of Venom and taking over Parker , and taking over Brock for a final confrontation should've had its own movie to itself. Maybe they woudlnt have to dumb down Brock's "You humiliated me" reason to wreak havoc.. couldve been more intense and thwarting.

Sandman is part of the old school family of villians for Spidey. Aside from the long time sentimentality , they are one dimensional and somewhat aloof from intriging. Rhino , Scorpion , Vulture , Sandman , Electro , Mysterio , ...etc There's so many. The writing would have to be really good to make these old schoolers work.. unfrotunately it didnt work here for Sandman.

Mary Jane might be one of my most disliked leading ladies. SOmething about this character that bugs me.

They dumbed down Gwen Stacy , she's actually a prominant fixture in Parker's life. She takes over for a long time as Parker's love interest , not just one half date. Something they should've considered if whats her face doesnt return for Mary Jane's role.. the girlfriend in superhero movies are replaceable. Except Lois Lane perhaps.

Betty Brant is smoking hot. I love Elizabeth Banks.

Plots:

Harry wants revenge on Parker.

Peter and Mary Jane fight and bicker.

Sandman wants to find a cure ofr his daughter and Parker wants to avenge his uncle's death on him.

Venom takes over Parker , then Brock , then dies? a living speace being that never gets explored. Venom is suppome to hitch back on Mar Jane's fiancee from SM2 from one of his space trips. Thats how Venom gets introduced to earth.


Bad News: I hate this movie and what it did to the series. It stinks.

Good News: Its fixable. Spider Man 4 must redeem itself with a simplistic yet in depth story line and more focus on the main characters.

I hate you Spider Man 3.

Rant: Fucking Moron Bullshit Fundraisers for Bullshit charities

You ever get invited to a "fundraiser" for some charitable cause? being held at a local bar , you get a ticket with a drink or maybe its some other kind of event? You feel like your contributing to something important and the event holders think their saints. Yeah , let me give you a perspective based on reality with some common sense and intelligence sprinkled on top....

These charitable saints wanna raise money for something thats important to them right? so they organize a event at a bar and you all go down caz its for a good cauze. Yet nobody ever checks to see if the money actually gets there and how much of it? and yet we drink our own guilt for being shallow douche bags caz we manage to donate 50 cents of a $10 ticket to that charity. Are we really that dumb , shallow , selfish , stupid , moronic , idiotic , fucked , retarded , ...??????????

-How about this.. if you are holding a public fundraiser , invite a rep down to accept a cheque you scamtard! I wanna see how much of the money actually goes to this charity.

-How about this to all you goody good idiots whom think you're doing good.. instead of going to a bar and getting drunk like you would anyways ... how about VOLUNTEER somewhere. You wanna help? get your hands dirty you fucking stupid fucktard. OR donate straight to the charity that requires using actual paper money or paper cheque. The change in the ashtray is still good money but are you helping a charity or a squeegy kid?!? moron.

-How about a real charity... enough with these adult men's or women's beer league teams needing money to go to out of town tournament. Nice priorities you fucking idiots. I dont wanna donate money or time to the local orphanage but I want to help send you guys to the Okanagon for the big beer league tourny that you could pay ofr yourselves , idiots. When we were young and poor , sure lets organize money raisers but these 30 yr old adult beer leaguers.. GET A LIFE YOU LOSERS.

-How about these low life scumbags who organize a charity event and pocket a percent of the money if not all of it. They justify it caz its "hard work".. ITS CHARITY YOU FUCKING IDIOT. THE POINT OF CHARITY IS TO DO GOOD WITH ZERO GODDAMN EXPECTATIONS IN RETURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You fucking moron.

All you fucking morons out there , if this fits you.. then Im talking to you , MORON.

Movie Review: Rambo IV

I finally saw it. This movie is awesome.

Is it a great stand alone movie? of course not

does it take Rambo to a new level ? no

Is this a Oscar worthy epic? no

why do you rate it so awesome? caz

Firstly the Rambo series is not a movie to take seriously. Its abut viscious violence.. this movie updates the gorgeousness of gun deaths! This is actually how Rambo shoudl've been.

First Blood is a great classic. It they were gonna sequel it with mindless gun killing violence then Rambo IV is what Rambo is about.

I dont even give a shit about the story or plot.. guns , blood , violence , .. it was awesome. Best Rambo sequel bar none. This should've been Rambo III not that middle eastern pile of dung we got in the late 80s.

Typical bad guys get away with haneous crimes like brutal rapes , murders and torture and the good guys one punch them and then call the cops. Yipee. Rambo blows heads into skull fragments like taco chips dipped into salsa... AWESOME. Rambo shoots extra bullets into decapitaed skulls just caz it feels fuckin good... AWESOME.

Some bible thumping missionaries think they can save the world with hugs and kisses and they get their limbs blown off like dogshit on haloween night... AWESOME. Where's jesus now? thats right , Jesus = John Rambo.

I also love the fact they didnt reboot the series for vast audiences , they made this for hardcore Rambo fans. It was a homage to Rambo.. thank you. Im not even a diehard Rambo fan but I did like it a lot as a kid and this movie was a like uipdated version of it for modern times as an adult.

Must see for Rambo fans. The directors cut is supposedly coming out and is suppose ot add more depth to it. Only icing on the cake.

Otherwise you will cry like a pussy and complain its too violent. Go hug a tree you fruitcake

Political Incorrectness : Babies

You know when people have babies , you hear all the same cliched bullshit. Im here to shit and piss on some of this bullshit


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The baby looks just like < father or mother > !!!

truth: no he/she doesn't!! its a fucking baby you moron!!!!!!!! no adult human looks like a infant newborn unless your deformed and diseased. I would love to see the baby viewing room , turn the name cards around and see all these cock sucking tards pick out the baby that apparently is a spitting image of the parents.

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Father " man , Im so tired , I need a break ..."

Truth: you were emotional support and the chauffer but lets not kid our selves. You had NOTHING to do with the actual child birth. You didnt carry a human being inside your gut for 9 months and have it slowly squeeze out of an orphus you didnt think can stretch like that. Lets put away the " Im a super hero" bullshit disguise and keep wearing the everyday moron outfit caz thats all you are..a moron

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Babies are so precious and they are the meaning of life!

truth: you're an ego maniacal self indulged retard who wants to sculpt your own creation into this perfect child that has your blood. Otherwise you loving saints... go adopt a child? what? you dont want to? its not so precious and everything when it doesnt suit your pretentious vanity. Suddenly you dont want to sacrifice your Mexico vacation or your new Toyota Hybrid or your precious softball league , caz who gives a shit about unwanted babies that arent related to you. Its not those babies your talking about its just your baby your talking about when you spew the " Babies are so precious" Bullshit. Do me a favour and shut the hell up.

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You should have a baby

truth: read above statement + Not everybody is a conceited self loathing douche bag that has to compensate their self doubted existance by creating a baby.

Believe it or not some people dont want to be parents and its normal. Its as normal as a 35 yr old desperate tard marrying the first douche they date caz they're feeling the pressure. You're a genius. Or should I say its as normal as believing a old bearded man with a penis in sandals is controlling all of us


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So having babies is fine and its a natural course of life but lets put away the bullshit. We are dumbing our selves down to the point where dumb asses dont feel dumb and thats wrong.

My 8 minute review : Murder By Numbers

Im only 8 minutes into a movie " Murder by Numbers " and I already rank Sandra Bullock contender for least convincing detective/cop EVER.

Its like having Stiffler as a FBI agent in a serious drama. It works like Ellen Degeneres doing heterosexual romantic comdies.

I have no idea what the rest of the movie is like but I cant take it seriously as long as Bullock is the lead cop.

UPDATE: we finished it.. it was stupider than this sentence.

Rant: Why Jeffrey Ou should not feel guilty

I dont really follow America Got Talent nor do i care about these two people but there is a bigger issue at hand. Jeffrey Ou , an asian-american pianist upset Bri whateverhernameis , a teenage female white pop singer/performer in fan voting. They both got talent , Bri was probably better , Jeffrey beat her out probably caz he dominated the asian vote and there is an uproar among the tards.

Now , Jeffrey , do not feel ashamed or guilty that you beat a white girl because of the popular vote amongst asian-americans. Its no different than white america watching a show caz some pretty white people are on. They dont know shit about talent , why do you think Shitney Spears , or Asthon Kutcher are so popular? you think Asshat Kucher is a great actor??? fuck that shit.. he gets the popular vote caz he's a pretty white boy. Take that hypocrite stick and shove it back up your asses , white america.

Back to Jeffrey Ou.. if he wins this caz "Asian Americans" are uniting to do what white americans have been doing for centuries.. and thats promoting some jackass based on the colour of their skin.. dont feel guilty Jeffrey Ou. There are millions and millions of asian american boys who feel shitty about themselves caz they aint a pretty white boy and you are giving them hope that pretty white people do not set the standard at anything. Notch one up for the bad guys , eh white america. KISS MY FLAT NOSED , BROWN EYED , BLACK HAIR , ASIAN ASS , FUCKTARDS.

BTW Jeffrey Ou had a techinical difficulty that messed up his performance , all he got was a "good luck kid even though its our fault". On 'Britians Got Talent' , some little white girl screwed up , started to cry and they let her redo her act later in the night... wow. Imagine if Jeffrey Ou was a pretty white boy.. do you think he would get a redo?

Gordy90210

I periodically google myself including my various screen names like "Gordy90210". There's two others now out in the cyber world.. one in the UK and one other faker.. Im the ORIGINAL GORDY90210 since '98.

These other wannabe's are not me. I have no beef with them , caz I have nothing but love for fellow Gordys but the moment they try to A) steal my online identity and/or B)accuse me of stealing their name .. the gloves are off!