Gord's Comic/Graphic Novel Blog

Reviews of graphic novels and comics

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Rant: Fucking Moron Bullshit Fundraisers for Bullshit charities

You ever get invited to a "fundraiser" for some charitable cause? being held at a local bar , you get a ticket with a drink or maybe its some other kind of event? You feel like your contributing to something important and the event holders think their saints. Yeah , let me give you a perspective based on reality with some common sense and intelligence sprinkled on top....

These charitable saints wanna raise money for something thats important to them right? so they organize a event at a bar and you all go down caz its for a good cauze. Yet nobody ever checks to see if the money actually gets there and how much of it? and yet we drink our own guilt for being shallow douche bags caz we manage to donate 50 cents of a $10 ticket to that charity. Are we really that dumb , shallow , selfish , stupid , moronic , idiotic , fucked , retarded , ...??????????

-How about this.. if you are holding a public fundraiser , invite a rep down to accept a cheque you scamtard! I wanna see how much of the money actually goes to this charity.

-How about this to all you goody good idiots whom think you're doing good.. instead of going to a bar and getting drunk like you would anyways ... how about VOLUNTEER somewhere. You wanna help? get your hands dirty you fucking stupid fucktard. OR donate straight to the charity that requires using actual paper money or paper cheque. The change in the ashtray is still good money but are you helping a charity or a squeegy kid?!? moron.

-How about a real charity... enough with these adult men's or women's beer league teams needing money to go to out of town tournament. Nice priorities you fucking idiots. I dont wanna donate money or time to the local orphanage but I want to help send you guys to the Okanagon for the big beer league tourny that you could pay ofr yourselves , idiots. When we were young and poor , sure lets organize money raisers but these 30 yr old adult beer leaguers.. GET A LIFE YOU LOSERS.

-How about these low life scumbags who organize a charity event and pocket a percent of the money if not all of it. They justify it caz its "hard work".. ITS CHARITY YOU FUCKING IDIOT. THE POINT OF CHARITY IS TO DO GOOD WITH ZERO GODDAMN EXPECTATIONS IN RETURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You fucking moron.

All you fucking morons out there , if this fits you.. then Im talking to you , MORON.

No comments:

About Me

My photo
My name is Gord and I blog comic and graphic novel reviews for Horror Happy Hour. Im just a passionate fanboy since the glorious 80s. Im not a writer as you can tell with my butchering of the engrish language just love geeking it up with comics. Horror Happy Hour is a devoted group of horror enthusiasts started on Facebook , website to come.. and I do the comics commentary. Woot woot