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Sunday, October 11, 2009

Movie Review: Rambo IV

I finally saw it. This movie is awesome.

Is it a great stand alone movie? of course not

does it take Rambo to a new level ? no

Is this a Oscar worthy epic? no

why do you rate it so awesome? caz

Firstly the Rambo series is not a movie to take seriously. Its abut viscious violence.. this movie updates the gorgeousness of gun deaths! This is actually how Rambo shoudl've been.

First Blood is a great classic. It they were gonna sequel it with mindless gun killing violence then Rambo IV is what Rambo is about.

I dont even give a shit about the story or plot.. guns , blood , violence , .. it was awesome. Best Rambo sequel bar none. This should've been Rambo III not that middle eastern pile of dung we got in the late 80s.

Typical bad guys get away with haneous crimes like brutal rapes , murders and torture and the good guys one punch them and then call the cops. Yipee. Rambo blows heads into skull fragments like taco chips dipped into salsa... AWESOME. Rambo shoots extra bullets into decapitaed skulls just caz it feels fuckin good... AWESOME.

Some bible thumping missionaries think they can save the world with hugs and kisses and they get their limbs blown off like dogshit on haloween night... AWESOME. Where's jesus now? thats right , Jesus = John Rambo.

I also love the fact they didnt reboot the series for vast audiences , they made this for hardcore Rambo fans. It was a homage to Rambo.. thank you. Im not even a diehard Rambo fan but I did like it a lot as a kid and this movie was a like uipdated version of it for modern times as an adult.

Must see for Rambo fans. The directors cut is supposedly coming out and is suppose ot add more depth to it. Only icing on the cake.

Otherwise you will cry like a pussy and complain its too violent. Go hug a tree you fruitcake

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My name is Gord and I blog comic and graphic novel reviews for Horror Happy Hour. Im just a passionate fanboy since the glorious 80s. Im not a writer as you can tell with my butchering of the engrish language just love geeking it up with comics. Horror Happy Hour is a devoted group of horror enthusiasts started on Facebook , website to come.. and I do the comics commentary. Woot woot