Gord's Comic/Graphic Novel Blog

Reviews of graphic novels and comics

Thursday, December 20, 2007

My journey to the Mall

I decided to do my shopping this morning. I had this 10 year tradition of going on Christmas eve and getting everything done last second. I use to enjoy the chaos.. I loathe it now. I went 10Am , lots of parking and the inside was hollow but the register lineups were long.. strange phenomenom.

Anyhoo , had to shop for 6 kids ... went to ToysRUs , one stop shop. Found something for all the kiddies.. I had no plan this year , I have no idea whats hot and cool so I just went with my instincts.

and for kiddies ages 2-6.. seriously go cheap. They dont care.. they'll spend more time with that empty box than the actual toy and literally the toy will be buried and forgotten withing minutes. Dont waste your money on expensive toys for kids... they wont appreciate it. get them glue , paper , crayons , books , videos.. simple crap.

Ill say this , the ladies dig a single dude shopping by himself for kids... the key is look sharp and girls will always be around you , starting small talk " oh , who's that for?" , " do you know how this works?" , " can you stop following me , I've called 9-11".. chicks , them and their games.

I was going to head to the foodcourt caz I was craving perogies but my shopping bag was tearing and I was suddenly really exhausted. I was only there for 1hr.. I was originally planning on spending the day there and looking around and hanging out ... but I just wanted to get outta there , plus it was starting to get crowded.

Pet Peeve time.. all you parents out there .... now for those woh sincerely cannot find a sitter , I exclude you but you nimrods out there who have to bring your big ass stroller to the mall during holiday hours.. JeZUZ ... CRIPES... you clog up foot traffic , take out knees and are a complete nusance , plus your bratty little snot nosed ass clown is running around. TO quote Brody fro mMall Rats as he watched an unsupervised child play on the escalator "
Brodie: I hope his pants get caught
and a bloodbath ensues.

T.S.: What is with you today?



Brodie: Don't get me wrong.
I don't wish the kid harm
but his mother should suffer
that horrific ordeal so she'll learn
how to manage her child.



T.S.: That's sort of a harsh lesson,
don't you think?



Brodie: There's not a year goes by
that I don't read about
an escalator accident involving some bastard kid
that could've been
easily avoided had some parent I don't care which one,
but some parent,conditioned him to fear and respect
that escalator!

Monday, December 10, 2007

Happy Birthday Mom

I have no idea what her age really is but I dont care , she's still my mom.

I spent the day yesterday with my baby nieces , they make me happy. I cant say enough how proud I am of them , they have their christmas concert in two weeks and are rehearsing their acts , they really like to perform.

Jada gave me her school pic , my favourite one thus far , its diiferent , not the standard , chest up profile picture ... its her sitting down , crossing her hands and posing.

They are so cute. The bad news is High School Musical 2 is out and I have to watch a High Musical marathon soon. They sleep over during their christmas break and they really want a High School Musical Marathon. Great lords. Why couldnt they be tomboy nerds and like Star Wars.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

December is here

Its snowing and its cold.

Anyhoo , its holiday seasons and its snow outside so I felt like bloggin about disgusting internet phenomenoms ... in particular "Two Girls One Cup"

Its absolutely disgusting , and apparently the deed was done for a hit of coke. Its just sad what people will do for money but thats sincere tragedy whilst I feel more disgusted with the target audience...obviously there's a group are people out there who dig this shit..excuse the pun.

The stuff you find on the internet is mind boggling , I do not want to think about the HnM Olympics... guys hacking their balls off with a hatchet... I am serious.

What is wrong with the world and when I say world i mean our species , the human race.

I got start planning holiday jeer..

Sunday, November 25, 2007

New Blog Era Begins

I decided to delete my old Livejournal Blog , I never liked the "livejournal" title.. too queer. Blogger is connected to my G-Mail and its as maintstream.

Ill be blogging about anything in the mainstream , pop culture , sports , social issues , ...etc anything that interests me or catches my attention.

Let the new era begin....

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My name is Gord and I blog comic and graphic novel reviews for Horror Happy Hour. Im just a passionate fanboy since the glorious 80s. Im not a writer as you can tell with my butchering of the engrish language just love geeking it up with comics. Horror Happy Hour is a devoted group of horror enthusiasts started on Facebook , website to come.. and I do the comics commentary. Woot woot