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Sunday, September 6, 2009

Political Incorrectness : Babies

You know when people have babies , you hear all the same cliched bullshit. Im here to shit and piss on some of this bullshit


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The baby looks just like < father or mother > !!!

truth: no he/she doesn't!! its a fucking baby you moron!!!!!!!! no adult human looks like a infant newborn unless your deformed and diseased. I would love to see the baby viewing room , turn the name cards around and see all these cock sucking tards pick out the baby that apparently is a spitting image of the parents.

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Father " man , Im so tired , I need a break ..."

Truth: you were emotional support and the chauffer but lets not kid our selves. You had NOTHING to do with the actual child birth. You didnt carry a human being inside your gut for 9 months and have it slowly squeeze out of an orphus you didnt think can stretch like that. Lets put away the " Im a super hero" bullshit disguise and keep wearing the everyday moron outfit caz thats all you are..a moron

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Babies are so precious and they are the meaning of life!

truth: you're an ego maniacal self indulged retard who wants to sculpt your own creation into this perfect child that has your blood. Otherwise you loving saints... go adopt a child? what? you dont want to? its not so precious and everything when it doesnt suit your pretentious vanity. Suddenly you dont want to sacrifice your Mexico vacation or your new Toyota Hybrid or your precious softball league , caz who gives a shit about unwanted babies that arent related to you. Its not those babies your talking about its just your baby your talking about when you spew the " Babies are so precious" Bullshit. Do me a favour and shut the hell up.

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You should have a baby

truth: read above statement + Not everybody is a conceited self loathing douche bag that has to compensate their self doubted existance by creating a baby.

Believe it or not some people dont want to be parents and its normal. Its as normal as a 35 yr old desperate tard marrying the first douche they date caz they're feeling the pressure. You're a genius. Or should I say its as normal as believing a old bearded man with a penis in sandals is controlling all of us



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So having babies is fine and its a natural course of life but lets put away the bullshit. We are dumbing our selves down to the point where dumb asses dont feel dumb and thats wrong.

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My name is Gord and I blog comic and graphic novel reviews for Horror Happy Hour. Im just a passionate fanboy since the glorious 80s. Im not a writer as you can tell with my butchering of the engrish language just love geeking it up with comics. Horror Happy Hour is a devoted group of horror enthusiasts started on Facebook , website to come.. and I do the comics commentary. Woot woot