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Wednesday, March 26, 2008

why bible thumping dumbasses are pathetic

Parents pray for their daughter instead of getting scientific help aka medicine .... and she dies though it was treatable diabetes

For those who dont understand why I call christians the creepiest(amongst other adjectives) people on earth. THey believe a magical power will help those "he" (caz God is a man with penis and testacles) likes.. he wont help dying childern but will bless Beyonce to win a grammy apparently.

Praying is the least somebody can do while doing the least to actually help.

Idiots. yeah yeah , dinosaurs never existed... right?

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

I hate white hollywood

some of you know i cant stand white hollywood , the constant casting of white people and the next story is a prime example why I hate it.

there's a Kevin Spacey movie coming up called 21 , based on the book 'Bringin down the house ' which is based on a true story

the true story involves 4 asian americans ... (part of the article....)

Although the four main characters in Bringing Down the House were Asian-Americans in real life, studio executives have cast mostly white actors to portray them in the film. Ben Mezrich, author of Bringing Down the House, has noted a "stereotypical" casting process on the part of Hollywood.[1] In the book, Mezrich explicitly states that a young white man betting large amounts of money stands out, while a young Asian or other minority would be less conspicuous. Asian Week called the casting a "whitewash," pointing out that if it were black people replaced by white people, there would be more vocal protest. [1] Two of the main characters from Bringing Down The House, Kevin Lewis and Jason Fisher, are in real life Jeff Ma and Mike Aponte.


Im boycotting this movie.. I am so sick of seeing pretty white boys get all the lead roles.. this was a story of 4 oriental men... JEZUZ FUCKING CHRIST... god. Nice they added a asian girl caz everyboyd knows asian girls fuck everybody and asian men only sleep wit refugee looking asian woman , mainly caz asian men are refugees themselves.... according to hollywood. GEESH...


I hate WHITE HOLLYWOOD.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

I dont want to be your friend , miss

So I was explaining this to some ignorant girls who never thought of this situation like I presented. I disclosed my view on the ever so popular and seldomly talked about topic of " I only like you as a friend so lets be friends"....

which is fair and its been said many of times to me and from me ... here's where I differentiate from most. I feel the rejected person has the right to say " na , Im cool , thanks anyways...caio"... because as I explained to the ladies , hypothetically as much as say I want to just be friends with rejected girl , she has the right to say " I just want to fuck"... fair? yes.

Me , I have lots of friends and I am happy. Im not going to parties and bars looking at females thinking "lets be friends".. Im there caz I want to fuck. Relationships and friendships? dunno , dont care , if it happens it happens but its not what Im planning. Make sense? of course.

So in turn when somebody says "lets be friends".. the other person has the right to say " fuck no... just wanted to fuck you"..its a two way street. So again hypothetically I dont like you as a girlfriend , well she can say I dont like you as a friend.. you're arrogant , annoying and an asswipe... understandable? Yes.


See , I converted many people with this explanation and gave them a new perspective and understanding on why rejected people are not obligated to be my or your friend. Take off the hypocrite crown and think of it like this: If you were rejected , are you fine with just being friends and never looking at that person "that way" again? ... or do you play along with being "friends" and hope to win them over eventually and ruin their relationships with others.. is that more pathetic and worse than coming off like a scorned rejectee? Yes.

Ask somebody out , if they say no.. perfect , if they say no lets be friends... tell them no thanks.. and suddenly you will cure your rejection within a heart beat and move along the "moving on " process in a hurry. There's even a therapuetic justifcation to it.

.... doesnt it all make sense from so many different ways????

I think so.

Friday, January 4, 2008

....

I didnt forget to blog about this caz I blog to forget about real life stuff sometimes like the current news. My old hockey buddy Hady Quan , I played with him and his brother long ago , is currently missing in the Dom Rep. He jumped into the water to try to save somebody but was dragged under himself and never seen again.

This happened last week , and I was just chatting with a mutual friend about it.. I still cant believe it. Its hard caz everybody hopes for a miracle , or he'll show up somewhere but its been so long. Its like Bob Gaineys daughter...

CTV News

My thoughts are with you my friend.

God Damn , too young.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

New Years Resolutions

I totally forgot to post my resolutions and thoughts

The general feelings from the general public are life changing resolutions like new diet , starting new chapter in life , blah blah ... Im not going there. I seriously dont want a serious relationship , I love it the way things are . Im not getting too optmistic about anything else , just roll with reality , like when I quit smoking and got back into shape , I never made it a "resolution" i just did it.. so no serious topics for me.

1) Buy a new car , I really need one now.
2) Win BIG in Sportsaction, I've been dying to get my name on their big winners list. I feel it coming.
3) not in my power but I want to see the Canucks win the Stanley Cup
4) Kick the crap out of somebody , call me barbaric and silly but I want to punch people in the face.
5) Officially denounce my candidacy for president of the United States.
6) Join the Klu Klutz Klan until they figure out Im not suppose to be in there.
7) Produce a internet phenom , whether its a podcast or a song or video , I want to see my work get spread around and enjoyed by celebrities.
8) Be in a porn. I always stick this in there and hopefully one day.
9) Write out one of my screen plays/short stories
10) Learn more about nerd language aka computer programming so I can make my own Indy Game.

first rant of 2008

News Article

Basically some guy bashed his sister in the head caz he thought she had a demon inside her head.

My rant? once again.. religion. This is why religious people are the most dangerous , creepiest , scariest people in the world. Any person who actually believes there's a ghost of great power who has the ability to speak to you should be locked up.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

My journey to the Mall

I decided to do my shopping this morning. I had this 10 year tradition of going on Christmas eve and getting everything done last second. I use to enjoy the chaos.. I loathe it now. I went 10Am , lots of parking and the inside was hollow but the register lineups were long.. strange phenomenom.

Anyhoo , had to shop for 6 kids ... went to ToysRUs , one stop shop. Found something for all the kiddies.. I had no plan this year , I have no idea whats hot and cool so I just went with my instincts.

and for kiddies ages 2-6.. seriously go cheap. They dont care.. they'll spend more time with that empty box than the actual toy and literally the toy will be buried and forgotten withing minutes. Dont waste your money on expensive toys for kids... they wont appreciate it. get them glue , paper , crayons , books , videos.. simple crap.

Ill say this , the ladies dig a single dude shopping by himself for kids... the key is look sharp and girls will always be around you , starting small talk " oh , who's that for?" , " do you know how this works?" , " can you stop following me , I've called 9-11".. chicks , them and their games.

I was going to head to the foodcourt caz I was craving perogies but my shopping bag was tearing and I was suddenly really exhausted. I was only there for 1hr.. I was originally planning on spending the day there and looking around and hanging out ... but I just wanted to get outta there , plus it was starting to get crowded.

Pet Peeve time.. all you parents out there .... now for those woh sincerely cannot find a sitter , I exclude you but you nimrods out there who have to bring your big ass stroller to the mall during holiday hours.. JeZUZ ... CRIPES... you clog up foot traffic , take out knees and are a complete nusance , plus your bratty little snot nosed ass clown is running around. TO quote Brody fro mMall Rats as he watched an unsupervised child play on the escalator "
Brodie: I hope his pants get caught
and a bloodbath ensues.

T.S.: What is with you today?



Brodie: Don't get me wrong.
I don't wish the kid harm
but his mother should suffer
that horrific ordeal so she'll learn
how to manage her child.



T.S.: That's sort of a harsh lesson,
don't you think?



Brodie: There's not a year goes by
that I don't read about
an escalator accident involving some bastard kid
that could've been
easily avoided had some parent I don't care which one,
but some parent,conditioned him to fear and respect
that escalator!

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My name is Gord and I blog comic and graphic novel reviews for Horror Happy Hour. Im just a passionate fanboy since the glorious 80s. Im not a writer as you can tell with my butchering of the engrish language just love geeking it up with comics. Horror Happy Hour is a devoted group of horror enthusiasts started on Facebook , website to come.. and I do the comics commentary. Woot woot