New Years Resolutions

I totally forgot to post my resolutions and thoughts

The general feelings from the general public are life changing resolutions like new diet , starting new chapter in life , blah blah ... Im not going there. I seriously dont want a serious relationship , I love it the way things are . Im not getting too optmistic about anything else , just roll with reality , like when I quit smoking and got back into shape , I never made it a "resolution" i just did it.. so no serious topics for me.

1) Buy a new car , I really need one now.
2) Win BIG in Sportsaction, I've been dying to get my name on their big winners list. I feel it coming.
3) not in my power but I want to see the Canucks win the Stanley Cup
4) Kick the crap out of somebody , call me barbaric and silly but I want to punch people in the face.
5) Officially denounce my candidacy for president of the United States.
6) Join the Klu Klutz Klan until they figure out Im not suppose to be in there.
7) Produce a internet phenom , whether its a podcast or a song or video , I want to see my work get spread around and enjoyed by celebrities.
8) Be in a porn. I always stick this in there and hopefully one day.
9) Write out one of my screen plays/short stories
10) Learn more about nerd language aka computer programming so I can make my own Indy Game.