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Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Fuck Jay Leno

This guy is an overrated douche bag. He's not funny anymore , his comedy expired when I got pubes. Also he's a prick. When Johnny Carson left the Tonight Show it was because he was done with it , when Jay Leno left it was because Jay Leno wanted more money as we learn now. He wanted to reinvent the late night talk show and make it prime time again.. WRONG! you're not the guy thats gonna do it you walking mutant.

He's screwing around with so many people's lives all because he wants his spotlight back. Its not like he would've starved at 10PM ,its just he was fading into a mid tier name , he panicked and pulled the shoot less than a year into it. What a coward. Walk away with your dignity but Leno is gonna turn his non fans into haters like me now.. I just wasnt a fan of his before , now I cant stand his fucking face.

I WILL BOYCOTT JAY LENO FOREVER. Fuck Jay Leno.

I didnt watch his Tonight Show to begin with , definitely ignored his 10PM show.. and now? fuck that shit. LETTERMAN HARDCORE. Maybe in a way I should thank Leno caz I was caught in a bind trying to choose between Letterman and Conan..now its 100% easy choice.

YOu are an moron if you watch Leno , you are a supporter of a snivelling rat if you watch Leno , and quite simply you have no taste in comedy if you watch Leno.. he sucks.

Conan makes statement

What did I tell ya.. notice he has nothing nice to say about the giant chin from hell? notice he's trying to be classy but he's pissed off. Notice how many shows this effects , how many staff members .. all for the arrogant chinhole. Thats right , Im calling him a CHINHOLE. Fucking CHINHOLE Leno.

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Why the fuck do we censor swear words still?

I am absolutely miffed that we still censor ourselves from using swear words everywhere and everyone. Seriously swear in front of your kids.. who cares. Let me explain first , you cornhole twat then you can disagree with your stick up the ass way of thinking.

Two of the most popular words in an adults vocabulary are "Fuck" and "Shit" yet they are deemed swear words and forbidden to be used in news print , mainstream television , in everyday public forums ,..etc because they are bad thats what we've been told since we were little.

Lets examine the words and why we need to censor them

Fuck. A street slang term that means to have sex with.. for eg. "I wanna fuck her/him" translates into I wanna have sex with you. So whats the big hub bub? I want to have stick my penis in her vagina... I want to FUck her. Same bloody meaning and Saved myself 15 letters of typing to boot.

Its also morphed into a expressive verb for eg. " HOLY FUCK! THATS FUCKING AWESOME!!!" this PG'd down into " HOLY COW! THATS REALLY AWESOME". Its ok to teach kids that if you're bad you will burn in hell for eternity by this real demon known as Lucifer whom watches you like Santa but its wrong to say Fuck in front of these same kids? really? Seriously do we even know what we are censoring ourselves from nowadays?

Fuck has also taken on the "smurf"ism persona and can be used to replace words to express one's current emotional state. For eg. " Get the FUCK out! you dumb fuck!" .. normally one would say " Please exit the room! you dumb person!" .. when you want ot make a point , you exchange the normal words with Fuck and you have a much more succesful way of expressing yourself. So the word Fuck is even more favourable useage.

So whether you use the word FUCK or not , the content is still there and isnt that what should be censored? Its taboo for me to say "She would be a wicked FUCK" in public but " She would be so wicked having intercourse with"... reallY?

Lets carry on, how about the anti christ of vocabulary.. "SHIT". Its poo. There's no sub context to this word , its just another word for poo. Its an unsanctioned street slang term but its used more than the real words of poo , poop , feces , dung , crap , ...etc There's no hidden meaning in these words to censor them from kids.. its not like the word Fuck or Shit have a hidden meaning of "I am a satan loving , murdering rapist..and Im also lazy and envious of rich people". No , they mean what they mean just like the official words in the dictionary.

"Goddamn" I actually understand and respect that being more a "taboo" or "swear word" because you are calling out a religious figure that is very meaningful to somebody and asking God to condemn something/someone. Basically there's a .... wait for it... CONTEXT to that phrase.

Its the context we should be censoring dont you think? just lift the ban on all swear words. If I said " I wanna Fuck the shit out of her " in front of your kids , would you be pissed at me for simply swearing or would you still be pissed at me caz I said " I wanna copulate her feces out of her anus".. right? its the context. Who cares what words we choose , FUck and shit are just words.

I petition to Webster , Oxford , Ponns , Duden ,... to sanction and accept all swear words as official usable words. We use them anyways why not sanction them. Maybe a med student can write their thesis on " Shit or Fucking" and not be scolded for using words that are more used than the actual words.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Jan. 5 to me

Jan. 5 was the day my dad was killed. 16 years ago , A block from home and it still lingers to a certain degree. I've found my peace and closure but cant deny the feelings. I still miss him and dream about him and wish he could see his grand daughters. I get disappointed in me when I forget to tell my nieces about their grand dad , not that there's a lot to tell , he wasnt a secret agent or a super hero or sort. Nonetheless they should know a little about him.

The older I get the more I morph into him. Which means the more I appreciate him in a time when I didnt and thats what still kills me today. He never knew how much I cared about him. It still eats at me that he died alone on a ambulance thinking nobody cares.

Anyways , my dad was a great man. He never hit me , he never abandoned me , he never abused me , he simply tried his best within himself and whom am I to judge who he is.

As my soul slides down to die.
How could I lose him?
What did I try?
Bit by bit, I've realized
That he was here with me;
I looked into my father's eyes.
My father's eyes.

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- Eric Clapton , My Father's Eyes

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Hey Kirk Cameron ... Fuck You

One of Kirk's bible thumping example arguements against evolution is his "humorus" hypothetical Crocoduck. Hey genius

http://www.chicagotribune.com/features/ct-dinosaur-latest-pg,0,7747258.photogallery


There is a crocoduck asshole , now what are you gonna say you psycho fuck. Before anybody tells me to leave him alone , even his old cast mates think he's an annoyting nutbar. Nobody is friends with the guy , its just too bad he brain washed his hot wife and kids.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Hollywood Rant/Rave: Is it that bad?

I've been ranting for years of the white man dominance in mainstream hollywood. Its ok for whiteboy to date asian girl but god forbid a asian man date a non asian woman in hollywood. Well.. Im not the only one who's felt this way , its not just me.. its blatnat obviouus to anybody with any kind of brain matter

http://www.cinematical.com/2009/11/24/interracial-harmony-ninja-assassin-vs-blind-side/


A oriental man and black woman..well , I dont kow if they date but at least the leading roles arent two whities. is the sky falling? Jeezuz fucking christ. ALbeit in a sterotypical martial arts film , still would like to see a non ethnic themed movie with just a plain normal asian dude and non asian woman , that has nothing to do with martial arts , nor ethnicity , just two people in a bunk gay fuckin lame regular romance show. Is it that hard for white people to follow a movie that doesnt have a white man in it?

Friday, November 20, 2009

Game Review: Dragon Age Origins (PC)

Dust off your inner dungeons and dragons geek child you have buried in you caz its time to get nerdy again! D&D style!

I love this game. Its fun , addicting , and bottom line entertaining.

Single Player Game , classic party build RPG ... find characters , build them up and fight , fight , fight with a lot of cheezy acting in between. Some of the story lines get intense and you choose your path on how you want ot be.. bad ass or goodie goodie , and your party members help determine this too. There's darker , aggresive characters to find and there's Jedi like characters to find , you can obviously figure which way you have to go.

It takes like 3-4 hours before the story and game play really picks up the pace , then its on going addictive dungeoning and dragoning. I can smell my nerd sweat and rattling of the di!

No spoilers here but there's some decent replay value , not only do you choose your path but there's 6 different story lines to start from. They all merge into the same linear plot afterwards but regardless , you'll wanna try each one ...right?

Im playing on the PC , it requires a standard modern gaming PC to really enjoy the beauty of it. You can play with lower models but it will look like a last gen console game , highly recomend investing into upgrading video cards to a 8800 series if you havent already.

Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Social Ranting: Im sick of White propoganda

Check out this Indian Ad for skin whitener caz if you aint white.. it aint right. Fuck you , Adolf.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeYDV7hs3n8

Here's a funny ad , it may seem innocent enough. The two chinese guys are actually "american-asians" named Howard Bach and Bob Malaythong , US national team members also real athletes.. so why "chink" it up with Ling and Ying or whatever chinamen names they gave them. Is it so hard to believe that asians are humans too , you fucking ignorant redneck inbred ass fuckers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfwqSBWDW_A&feature=player_embedded

The classic Jerry Lewis inspired "chink" impression. Yes this is what we all sound like , its impossible for a chinamen to speak fluent english in this world we all sound like fucktards. Of course we all have the Jerr Leis buck teeth , massively squinted eyes , bowl cut and butchered engrish.. FUCK YOU YOU WHITE HORDE OF SHIT.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YOZeK7vzwo&feature=player_embedded

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My name is Gord and I blog comic and graphic novel reviews for Horror Happy Hour. Im just a passionate fanboy since the glorious 80s. Im not a writer as you can tell with my butchering of the engrish language just love geeking it up with comics. Horror Happy Hour is a devoted group of horror enthusiasts started on Facebook , website to come.. and I do the comics commentary. Woot woot